Tinted shades and a purple blazer - this fella is no joke. The ax is to let you know he's all man, and the tennis sketch is to let you know he plays for keeps. The girl clutches her pearls in a state of orgasm just being near him. But to the man with salt and pepper hair, it ain't nothin' but a thang.
I don't get this game. Sally plays Jethro Tull while the two fellas compete to see who gets to shag Lisa. Am I on the right track?
"Mix in a casual setting" - I'll say! These chicks are topless.
Note to the fellow standing on the table: No one is listening to you. Shut up, put a shirt on, and have some coffee - you're starting to scare the girls away.
Just another demonstration that when you wear these clothes, women will find you irresistible. It's as if the fabric is woven of some magical thread whose properties bestow a potent sexual mojo upon its wearer.
'Tis dark majik, I tell you. Beware.
Or, perhaps, there's nothing magical about it. Maybe it's just science. The fabric in the slacks is chemically bonded to a synthetic pheromone derived from bull ejaculate which women find irresistible....... Or the patterns on the slacks, although only perceptible by the subconscious mind, spell out subliminal messages only registered by the female brain.
Don't laugh. It's the only way to explain these ads.
This last one is just plain disturbing. If I saw this happening for real, I'd call the police.