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Sunday, 1 April 2012

Miniskirts have been used to inspire guys to buy everything from floor polish to roll-on deodorant.  So, here's a thought: How about using them to inspire learning? It's about time we used their vast power for Good. And God knows there's a lot of Americans who can't read, and probably plenty of full grown adults who don't even know their ABC's.  So, I'm proud to do my part in the education of Americans. To those of you who are struggling with our alphabet - You're Welcome. Let the learning begin.

A is for Air Conditioning Units

B is for Beer Stein

C is for Colonnade

D is for Duct Tape

E is for Equestrian

F is for Folk Singers

G is for Granite

H is for Hooka

I is for Interracial Dating

J is for Jackhammer

K is for Kodiak

L is for Liberty Bell

M is for McDonald's

N is for Nerds

O is for Overhead Projector

P is for Place Kicker

Q is for Queen

R is for Rebels

S is for St. Bernard

T is for Tuba

U is for Uniform

V is for Van de Graaff Generator

W is for Wife Beater

X is for X-Mas

Y is for Yield

Z is for Zoo


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