Let me give you a quick lesson in 1970s Yarnology. Nowhere will you find (1) better examples of bad seventies fashion and (2) hotter looking seventies babes. It's having your breath taken away by the combination of unbelievable threads and dynamite foxes. This is as close to Nirvana as you're likely to get, my friend.
I dig the brown outfit; but, didn't both Margaret Thatcher and Prince have a haircut like that?
The gal on the right appears to be half woman, half Chia Pet. Does the outfit require regular watering?
One thing about these home woven yarn creations is that they were often see-through. In the 1970s, this might get you noticed - in the 2000's, it might get you arrested.
You know what? If my girlfriend is going to wear an outfit like that, I honestly wouldn't mind dressing like a complete jackass. I think it's a pretty fair trade, don't you?
"This is the future calling. Just wanted to let you know that letting someone take a picture of you in that layered Hula skirt was a big mistake. Bye." (dial tone)
Look! It's Yarn Lass and Craft Gal! I wonder what their super powers are?